Few days after the arrival of his son, veteran Nollywood actor James Ikechukwu Esomugha, popularly known as Jim Iyke, has taken up the responsibility of baby sitting his son who arrived during the just past Easter holidays.

Helping out his ‘oyibo’ baby mama, Dana, the Anambra State born movie star is already narrating his experiences from baby sitting while he naturally leaves breast feeding the baby to Dana.

Hear him:

“Took my guy shopping to upgrade his fly. Then right in the middle of the mall the dam broke.

“My guy decided to disgrace our entire lineage by screaming for food on top of his still forming lungs. For the sake of peace, I pulled out a warm bottle and did the needful.

“My guy decided to do numbers 1 and 2 simultaneously. Then the shopping spree came to an abrupt end. Now my guy is smiling and I am boning.

“My guy is his father’s son, no doubt. He does what he wants to do, whenever and however he wants to. Period. Smh! Does anybody have an app that can expedite potty training, abeg?”

One may not easily realise that all this long “poem” is all about what Jim “suffered” while baby sitting his new born baby who, in fact, happens to be his second son. The first having been born by another baby mama.

While the Philosophy graduate from the University of Jos is fast learning the art of baby sitting, his fans are waiting anxiously for him to announce the date when he will formally say “I do” to his current baby mama.

First things first, they say.