A new association exclusively for men is fast growing in leaps as men of timber and calibre have been registering with the body.

Known as Stingy Men Association of Nigeria (SMAN), the latest intake are the jolly good fellow, Senator Dino Melaye (SDM), and the renowned music producer, Michael Collins Ajereh, professionally known as Don Jazzy or Don Baba.

The twosome on Thursday differently posted a video each as they danced and sang along to Oliver De Coque’s “Funny funny identity”, a song they claim to be their association’s Anthem.

“I dey cut my cloth according to my size. I no dey promise anything wey my power no reach. My yes is my yes, my no is my no. I no dey make iyanga. I’m a simple man by nature. Funny, funny identity,” goes the lyrics of the evergreen song.

Heard SMAN motto is: “I no dey give shi shi”, which was changed from the previous motto “I’ll see what I can do” because the latter conotes promise, according to them.

Looking closely, one realises the new association is all about resisting the temptation of falling for unending financial demands of slay queens.

Some other celebrities who have publicly declared their membership of SMAN are:

Macaroni, Blaqbonz, Pamilerin and Mr Jollof, among many others.

They all brandish their official identity card of the association at the slightest opportunity.

Information available to Maggie’s Blog has it that the ladies are meeting and working round the clock to counter these stingy men and possibly use what they got to destroy the foundation of the August body.

Keep your fingers crossed.