As Philo see say na me come open di front door, e shock well well.

Na so e begin stammer: “A-h-h, Ba-ba-ba Bisssi. You nn-nn-no-o-o g-g-go g-a-a-arage today?” I jus tell am yes.

But as Philo wan come inside di parlour, e use style take im nyash brush my kini wey don kukuma stand paparapa like Standard Bank right from bedroom wen me and Bose wan take style do bend bend sleep, before dis woman come knock our door.

Philo ask weda na only me dey house. E ask wia my wife Bose and my two woman pikin dem dey.

As Philo dey ask me, na so all im eye chuk for my kini. E come begin dey lick im mouth wen e know say di ting don stand attention.

I turn my back to enter bedroom go comot di towel wey I tie for waist, and wear shokoto trouser atlist make e cover di ting small. Na so Philo jump up and grab me for back. Olorun Oba o!

From back, e hold my kini for hand, sote e wan comot di towel for my waist wen my wife call me for inside bedroom, “Baba Bisi na who knock for door?” Philo nearly faint.

(To be continued)

Make we jam again on Friday.

Tank you

Tank you very much

And tank you very, very much indeed.