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Me sef wan take oath of office

By News Express on 31/05/2019

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Power sweet, no be small. See as that Wednesday dem say make our Union people and orders come show face for Democracy Day.

Me, I tire well well, becos di day before dat Wednesday, I carry one passenger like dat, plus including im wife and two pikin, go Epe. And na for midnight I take reach my house wey dey for Abule Egba.

So, na for house I siddon watch everyting wey dey happen for TV – as Buhari and Osinbajo, dey swear on top one big book like dat.

NEPA no kuku dey as usual, so na di small fuel wey remain for inside my guonguoro tank I take mouth and pipe draw put for generator.

As I dey watch di TV, I say make I change  channel,  na im I see say di same ting wey our oga patapata and im second dey swear, na so governor dem and dia second dey swear put.

Wetin come sweet me pass be say, di big book wey dem dey swear put, na person helep dem hold am. Di microphone wey dem dey talk inside, na anoder person dey hold am.

And as dem swear finish, wan go siddon for dia seat, anoder person don tanda gidigba to make sure say dem siddon well.

Di ting come sweet me, no be small. Di ting wey come make me like our oga patapata dat Wednesday be say, as e  swear finish, e just waka comot, lef everybody for dia.

All di people wey come dia to hear di plenty grammar wey go trowey for oga patapata mouth no even sabi wen oga enter motor comot and lef dem for dia. Tori Olorun!

Na as I dey see all di ting wey happen for TV, I come remember say since wen me, Jimoh, Idowu , Emeka and Akpan become our Union executive, dem never give us swear make we swear for on top of oath of office.

Na im make I tell Jimoh (our Union branch chairman) say im number one mandate now na to organise event wey all of us go use our own book and swear oath for our own office too.

And wen I swear finish, I go just enter motor comot for dia, I no go talk anyting. Se na talk we go chop?

Make we jam again on Tuesday.

Tank you.

Tank you very much.

And tank you very, very much indeed.

Source News Express

Posted 31/05/2019 1:44:12 PM

 

 

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